Aesop tells us an interesting story called “The Crab and His Mother.” The fable goes:
A crab said to her son, "Why do you walk so one-sided, my child? It is far more becoming to go straight forward." The young crab replied: "Quite true, dear Mother; and if you will show me the straight way, I will promise to walk in it." The mother tried in vain, and submitted without remonstrance to the reproof of her child.
Hold that thought for just a moment, while Senator Orrin Hatch tells us another interesting story.